so once upon a time ,

if i were a dinosaur, i'd be a bamfasaurus.

my real name is angel. i like pornographic blasphemy and being cute. i say "you're welcome" when people don't say "thank you". i love weed, Cthulhu, catchy disney songs, and david. FUCK zombies

How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?

I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia.

Hawkeye: 12:44.
Thor:
 25:52.
Bruce Banner: 
28:03.
Black Widow: 
33:35.
Iron Man: 
37:01.
Captain America: 
37:42.

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mydarlingrainbow:

I made a cute bento for the theme park yesterday from leftovers<3

epicwinsauce:

itsyourfuneralmama:


bohemiancupcake:
The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.”
14 Punctuation Marks You Never Knew Existed

This.

I’ve needed this all my life.

epicwinsauce:

itsyourfuneralmama:

bohemiancupcake:

The Exclamation Comma. “Just because you’re excited about something doesn’t mean you have to end the sentence.”

14 Punctuation Marks You Never Knew Existed

This.

I’ve needed this all my life.

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jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

riiiight ;)

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just so we’re clear on this

epicwinsauce:

Apart and a part are two different things.

They’re pretty much opposites actually.

You can be a part of something,

or you can be far apart from something.

Thank you and have a good day.

teddypup:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17 

DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT

OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH

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cgoody:

truroyalty:

CARNAGE!! he’s totally underrated

In the Spider-Man universe, Carnage was, is and always will be my dude.

cgoody:

truroyalty:

CARNAGE!! he’s totally underrated

In the Spider-Man universe, Carnage was, is and always will be my dude.

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  • A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
i look like a girl. (Taken with instagram)

i look like a girl. (Taken with instagram)

:3 david took me to applebees &lt;3 (Taken with instagram)

:3 david took me to applebees <3 (Taken with instagram)